Quests:
Zim:
1.The pants command me!
2.MY BASE!!!!!!!MY BEUTIFULL BASE!!!!!!((Must complete the pants command me.))
3.Now to unleash screaming temporal DOOM((Must complete MY BASE!!!!!!!MY BEUTIFULL BASE!!!!)
4.Now dib!Launch it into space!(Must complete 3)
5.No gir.These pigs are for science.(Must complete 4)
6.Oh fine.(Must complete #2 for Gir.)
7.What a terrible adventure with that ham demon.(Must complete 6.)
8.I have some lawn gnomes to plant.(Final quest.Must complete 7.)
Gir:
1.I'm gonna sing the doom song now!
2.Why my piggie why?I loveded you piggie I loveded you!(Must complete 1)
3.Hi cow!(must complete 2)
4.I got chocalte bubblegum!(Must complete 3)
5.I need tacos or I will explode.That happens to me sometimes.(Final quest.Must complete 4)
Gnomes:(Must complete I have some lawn gnomes to plant)
Gnome 1:
Of course I am...I have robot elves!
Gnome 2:
I should have tried this a long time ago.Ow AHH!!
Gnome 3:
I'm gonna go prepare some more!
Gnome 4:
You ruined my childhood Zim!
T.A.C. walks up and begins examining Gir. "Master Splargh!" "Yes, T.A.C.?"
ReplyDelete"Master, this sir unit is malfunctioning!" "Yes, T.A.C., that's Gir, the most messed up little robot in recorded Irken history. I like him! Hi, Gir, Is there any way I can help you?"
Gir:I'm bored....I know!Will you sing the doom song with meeeeeee?
ReplyDelete"HOLY DOOKIE MONSTERS! Uh, okay then, uh, how?"
ReplyDelete"Oh it's real easy.Just follow my lead.Doom doom doom doom doom doom dooom.Now you!
ReplyDelete"Okay, uh, doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom, er whatever. Happy?"
ReplyDelete"Dooooom dooom doom doom doom doom doom doom dooom doooooooooooooooooooooooom!"
ReplyDelete"doooom doom doom doom doom doom doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooom. Now are you happy?"
ReplyDelete"Yay! Here have a rubber 'splodin' moose!"
ReplyDelete"uh, thanks, I guess..."
ReplyDelete"Your welcome.Hey can you go get my rubber piggie from master?"
ReplyDelete"Uhhhhhhhh....."
ReplyDeleteT.A.C. says "Master, I believe this would allow for some sort of gain, just like the exploding rubber moose."
Gir gets mad and says "NO! Its called a 'SPLODIN' rubber moose, not and EXplodinG rubber moose!"
Splargh backs away as the two sirs start arguing. He says "Sure I'll help!" then turns and RUNS!
Zim:"You inferior Irken soldier!Do you wish to do a job for ZIM!?!?!?!"
ReplyDelete"I'm an invader. And no, but I do want a rubber piggy."
ReplyDeleteZim:"So it's settled you shall do a job for me.Go bring the newest recruits to me and I shall train them!"
ReplyDelete"What? I didn't- You know what, forget it. Fine! I'll get you soldiers. And then I'm going to BLOW UP YOUR-....never mind."
ReplyDeleteZim:"The recruits are down in the base"
ReplyDelete"Oooh cool! I get to mess up your equipm- YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT!"
ReplyDeleteZim:"Gir!Follow the Irken while he gets the recruits."
ReplyDelete